Posts tagged Addis
Of Oromo and Insults
3It’s crazy how we have adopted a true insult like Habesha while we continue to use beautiful words like Oromo, Woyane, and Guragaye as insults::
by Teddy (kilija) Fikre dated: Thursday, May 10th, 2012
As exhausted as I am at this exact moment from a day’s worth of hustling as though I was a Guragaye sheep seller, I felt compelled to write this article due to the injury I caused a dear friend last evening. Alas, the injury I caused this dear friend of mine was precisely the type of gratuitous slur I just hurled at the proud Guragaye people of Ethiopia. After a life that has hurled at me more insults than I can count, I have learned to take the hurtful intentions of people and turn silly comments into trite jokes to lessen the slings and arrows of stereotypes that people in position of power hurl at those without clout in order to perpetuate a cycle of inferiority complexes and superiority reflexes.
I don’t think anyone in their right mind can accuse me of being a bigot. I have throughout my life stood up for those who have been oppressed and those who have been subjected to humiliation from those who live in the lap of luxury. Maybe it’s because I feel a certain responsibility as an Amhara—a people that many insist are the powers that be in Ethiopia—even though I grew up as close to the lap of luxury as Mitt Romney’s dog grew up in luxury as he drove shivering in a tinder box from America to Canada on the roof of Mitt’s car. The truth is, we Amharas have been given a bad rap—our people have bled and died the same as other ethnic groups in Ethiopia. We too have suffered pain and agony—my father grew up without a father because his father was murdered by Haile Selassie. So when I say that I too, as an Amhara, know the discomforts of being plagued by the powers that be—my stories of agony should not be (more…)
Habesha Mailbag 11.0
1Habesha Mailbag 10.0 Motto of the day:: Meaning of Hebret -> “dir beyaber ambessa yaser!” 1,000 spiders can tie up a lion, I just need 999 more, will you be my second?
by Teddy Fikre written: Monday, April 2nd, 2012

Wow! It has been a while since I wrote Habesha Mailbag aydel. Yo Ellal, ere calm down nicca, I am on it. Yo let me tell you about Ellal (@TMCEth on twitter). He is the DOPEST Brown Condor Radio marketing representative eko. No, seriously, this fella has lined up more interviews for me (Jorge Peniche, MoEazy, and Betty Roc to name but a few) than I have. Ellal is the essence of Hebret, my broke ass does not pay him a penny other than a few cents of my friendship, gin he is down right a dictator when it comes to telling me to get on the radio. Don’t believe me, let me give you a cut and paste sample eko::
Ellal: Nicca, get on the radio right now! (5 minutes ago)
Ellal: Get on the air now (5 minutes ago)
Ellal: Now (5 minutes ago)
Ellal: On air now, now (4 minutes ago)
Ellal: Interview @bettyroc now, at this moment, now (4 minutes ago)
Ellal: Now, now! (3 minutes ago)
Ellal: Air, now now, ahun now! (2 minutes ago)
Ellal: Now, ahun, at this momento ahun now now (1 minute ago)
Brown Condoriye: Damn Alicho, I was eating pork kitfo eko, gin I am sorry yene gayta, I will go on air now, please don’t go Meles Zenawi on me and bury me in an unmarked grave #Yikirta
Man, Ellal makes my day at times, his enthusiasm is infectious and he has done more to spread the word out about Brown Condor Radio than ANYONE I know—and for that I will be forever grateful because I will always remember who had my back when my back was against the wall.
Anyway, with that said, let me get to the much awaited Habesha Mailbag because Ellal at this very moment is nagging me like a wife nags her husband to take out the trash. Parenthetically, why oh why do women nag their men to take out the trash, woman you have arms and shit; the trash weighs no more than 10 pounds you take it out and let me watch my football—then you wonder why some men cheat. Ummm Teddy, focus focus ante ADD Habesha (I hate when people call me Habesha by the way) and get back to Habesha Mailbag.
Speaking of ADD, this Habesha Mailbag shall be themed ADD. I realized today that Habesha Mailbag is (more…)
About Abonesh
2The best way to fight fire is not with fire because all parties get burned in the process—I have burn marks all over my soul to prove that fact::
by Teddy Fikre dated: Wednesday, April 25th, 2012
Before talking about Abonesh (Abiti) I must talk about myself. Let me admit that I have been wrong. Yes, I can actually admit my mistakes and apologize for them openly as well. You see, in an effort to quell the raging inferno of the “Habesha Lynch Mob”, it seems that I too have taken on their very tactics and in the process I too have become as much of a dictator as Meles Zenawi. Power is the devil’s touch; once someone gains a bit of clout; people often abuse it by shutting out debate and shuttering opposition. This is what is wrong with Ethiopia and Africa as a whole; those who seek power do so for the sake of power and those that have power aim to maintain it—and both end up salsa two-stepping in the fourth circle of hell for an eternity.
Of course all guilty parties accused of abusing power justify it—I am no different. I saw massive injustices being done against my own people by my own people and I felt compelled to act. The things we do to shut out those who don’t think just like us is truly dangerous. If we want a country that has full-fledged Democracy—like all supposed “human rights” advocates advocate for—then we have to be willing and able to synthesize information and accept people who don’t believe in the same ideals as we hold near and dear to my our hearts.
Anyone who knows me knows that I stand fiercely against the Meles Zenawi junta—he and his ilk are ruthless tyrants who are bleeding Ethiopia of her will to live even as hundreds of skyscrapers are erected on a yearly basis in Addis. Never mind that the money and influence is concentrated in the top one tenth of the population and those who are not “Woyane” most likely never feel the true benefits of being a citizen of Ethiopia. However, as much as I stand against the government, I stand equally against all 68 political parties and counting who do nothing more than (more…)
ASHENAFI
0This is the stuff of Jegnas and DOPE soldiers of hope who knew the qwanka of Yichalal before Obama ever thought of uttering the words “Yes We Can”::
by Teddy Fikre written: Sunday, March 24th (1:58AM) 2012
As I sit here at Bati Restaurant and Lounge drinking copious Heineken and Hennessy, I am transported back to a magical time, a time that was peaceful and serene. A time where I was but a child, a time when I was innocent and blissful. The time I am talking about is something like Bole time, a time where I was in Lycee and I had three dogs named Lucky who were not so lucky after all. This time is my time of Tizita, thus I put ink to pad—errr more like etats to keyboard—and I am inspired to write something DOPE while Bezawork Asfaw is massaging my soul. Thus I am about to go METO GENA (yes Teddisho is intent on making that mean 100% irrespective of what Sayoum says) and bring back my memories of Addis in an Addis way.
This is where I recount the times that I have experienced countless bliss while listening to the likes of Kuku Sebsebe, Mahmoud Ahmed, Tilahun Gesesse, and of course the one that has my heart at this very moment by the name of Bezawork Asfaw who is a lot of gold in my book. This is a moment when my mother was happy and before my father Fikre (RIP) passed away from lung cancer. This is a time when I was 12 years old and I traveled to New York to attend a DOPE wedding with my family. This must have been the wedding of the century, the time when I fell in love again for the 4th time (first time was my father Esgyaber, second time was Kuku Sebsebe, third time was Bezawork Asfaw, fourth time was a true light who is no longer in my life). Anyway, back to the topic at hand, this is a time when I was an ashenafi before I knew I was a winner. This is a recounting of a time where I was Adwa and Haiti and I defeated colonialism before I could speak English eko::
This time I am talking about is a time of careless antiquity, this time I am referencing to is a time of selam and peace. What do I mean by this gibberish? I mean that I was happy to be alive and did not have to worry about telemarketers calling me and bill collectors haunting me. You see, there was once a time that my sister Mariam Fikre was the DOPEST eskista dancer in the United States and a time where my other sister Rahel Fikre and I used to do Guraginya to see who could outlast and out hop the other. There was once time where my mother Sara Shewangizaw could sing like Bezawork—she is my lots of Gold—and she at least in my mind was always blessed with Desta. This time—maybe it is just a figment of my imagination—was my serenity; call it denial but when the whole word smells and tastes like bullshit, this time is the moment were all things come up roses eko::
I remember a time where my sister once hopped on the stage with Tilahun and I swear she outlasted Tilahun and made him sweat meto gena endegena and endegena until he literally bowed and said “bekan”. This is our collective story, we dance and eskista until one party or another gives up and bows out. Dammit I love my culture, we challenge each other endlessly to make each other better and in the end we all come out ashenafis:: Ere this is not fugera or useless Habesha pride, this is the stuff of Jegnas and DOPE soldiers of hope who knew the qwanka of Yichalal before Obama ever thought of uttering the words “Yes We Can”. Why else do you think I wrote a part of that speech, my culture and community spoke the words of audacity a thousand years before Obama ever imagined the audacity of Ethiopia.
I love my enat Ethiopia, even if I have been away from her for 30 years, I sit up here at this very moment with an Ethiopian bandera draped around my neck knowing that no one could for a second question my authenticity or my identity . For all of you assholes who think of questioning my culture or make fun of me for my yetesebere Amharic, a middle finger is extended to thee because all of you are nothing but buna sipping assholes who do not know the first meaning of ANDINET. For the rest who appreciate what I do and the wallet and my back that I break over and over again to make Ethiopia the Japan of Ethiopia, thank you for having my back instead of sticking a bilawa in it behind my back.
Shout out to Abiyu Giday for giving me a moment of Hope and imparting my chinkila with some DOPE audacity. You sir are most def an Ashenafi, this whole article is dedicated to you bro for having the humility to kiss my hand—but just know that it is I that should be kissing your hand. With people like you who believe in HEBRET and give me sage words for my soul instead of attacking my core and my soul behind my back, I shall forever fly to the moon without the gravity of Habesha disease to hold me back like lobsters in a barrel. Another shout out to Teddy Fikremariam from Bati Lounge, you sir are nobility and I am intent on making Bati the Ethiopian Chipotle and we will both be PAID for it.
Lastly, a shout out to all the dancers here at Bati, keep going no matter the sweat and the tears, you are the essence and the very personification of the word ASHENAFI. Oh, before I forget, thank you once again to my lots of Gold named Bezawork, soon enough yene nigist I will make you the Ashenafi of the globe. Peace!
“Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.” Buddha
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Man I am about to roll a joint eko! Nah, not a joint like the weed a whole slew of young Habeshas inhale, nah this joint is more doper than ganja—this joint is a spliff licked by my spit and rolled into a bob blessed by Jah Rasta. So go get some Cheetos and huddle up to the screen, you are about to get a whiff of a drug that is more like Opiate that will instantly give you a high as I recount the most highest forms of courage and bravery. I am about to tell you the audacity of Adwa—by the time you finish inhaling my nouns and verbs, you will see that Obama does not have a monopoly on audacity—audacity gave birth to Obama and had him dreaming of his father’s dream of African liberation. 