I beseech you, don’t take this lightly, your inertia will lead to your own daughter in the near future being raped or your son being charged with molesting his classmate.

by Teddy Fikre written: Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

I was having the most beautiful day today.  I went to sleep, had a great dream of Ethiopia, woke up, drank a free cup of buna from 7-11 and smoked one cig and when I exhaled I thought “damn nothing could go wrong today”!  The article I wrote yesterday about Lupe Fiasco was a smashing success—over 2,000 hits to www.browncondor.com in less than 24 hours.  I attended an event with Baratunde Thurston and this DOPE man taught me some of the DOPEST lessons while making me laugh meto gena::

So no complaints, I told myself “Teddisho, if you let some asshole troll ruin your day, if you engage in banter with asshole trolls on Facebook or twitter, it will be to the detriment of only you yene big foreheadiye”.  Thus I popped my collars in Hurricane February and headed to work on cloud nine thinking that nothing will get in the way of my happiness.  Today I was going to be Elated Fikre and no one was about to change that for a minute.

Sure enough, I get to work and there is this troll ass Habesha lady named Habesha Chic on Facebook engaging me in a trollish debate.  Ignore wendem, pay her no mind.  Sigh, I engaged her in debates for 20 minutes then hit myself on my big foreheadiye and realized that I was getting sucked into becoming Yetenadede Fikre.  I pull back and let her go even when I saw her on Facebook forming a group called “Habesha Chic” dedicated to eradicating me.  It’s alright brohame, let her do her bidding, for every brother of change there will be a troll of status quo in place.

So I calmly went downstairs, smoked another cig and morphed back into Elated Fikre.  I was now complete; my big forehead was shinning with bright sunny thoughts.  I sat back down at my computer, put on my headphones and started listening to Ethiopian Wedding songs (yeah I know I own a cat and listen to Ethiopian wedding songs but no boo boo I am not from Atlanta).  Out of my iris I see Habesha Chic sharpening her swords while recruiting other troll ass Habeshas to join her lynch mob.  Ignore.  Keep listening to Ethiopian wedding songs Teddisho and pay her no mind.

Then it happened.  It hit me like a lightning bolt and all the sudden I morphed from Elated Fikre to pissed off, grab a nigga  by the neck, grab the sun and spit it to a black star, lasso Jupiter and throw her to outer space, pluck the rings from Saturn and piss on them Angry Fikre.  I could not believe what I was reading; I could not comprehend what I was sensing.  In my eyes an inferno started and my bile was spewing toxic waste within.  My Ethiopian jegna side wanted to kill someone but my Christian side wanted to crucify them first!

So what did I read that transformed Elated Fikre into Angry Fikre?  You see, I saw a posting by my favorite Big Foreheadiye Wollo Nigist on Facebook named Meron Haile-Selassie.  Without even noticing it, I posted “Hi I’m Teddy” on her post.  It took a while for her to respond, and when the little red number kept popping up above the Facebook globe, each one from Meron and her friends was full of anger as well.  I decided to read what the issue was all about and stop for a minute my useless banter.  What I read next still sears my cornea and is snapping my fucking synapses. 

You see, XXL—the purveyor of black genocide and black misogyny—interviewed an equal purveyor of black genocide and black misogyny by the name of Too $hort.  What a fucking name, Too $hort, this nigga is short on both money and his dick this fucking imp.  I am sorry to be so blunt, but you have to fight crass shit with equal crass shit at times.  I know, you judge me for stooping so low aydel; well let’s see how you react after reading this snippet from XXL:

XXL magazine teamed up with rapper Too Short recently to give “fatherly advice” that involved teaching middle-school-aged boys how to “turn girls out.” Calling it a process of “mind manipulation,” the aging rapper advised boys to digitally stimulate girls to get “whatever [they] want.” While the video has been removed from the XXL site, the fact that it was published at all is still drawing outrage.

“When you get to late middle school, early high school and you start feeling a certain way about the girls… I’m gonna tell you a couple tricks,” Too Short said in the video. “A lot of the boys are going to be running around trying to get kisses from the girls… We’re going way past that. I’m taking you to the hole.”

Then, the 45-year-old rapper, whose real name is Todd Anthony Shaw, asks women off camera to “cover their ears” to avoid being offended. Short then describes a scenario in graphic detail. “You push her up against the wall,” he continued. “You take your finger and put a little spit on it and you stick your finger in her underwear and you rub it on there and watch what happens.”

Whie Shaw is giving his graphic “advice,” upbeat, child-themed music plays in the background.

Now you see what has me in full battle mode.  This fucking slave, this useless troll, this Anti-Obama Anti-Christ, this jigaboo step and fetch it nigger is instructing boys to literally rape women in order to get some ass.  How do you feel, you feel ok with this, are you not pissed?  Are you not ready to piss on Saturn’s ring too?  This motherfucking bitch made nigga is teaching boys to assault teenage Queens and rob them of their innocence at the hands of a robot boy.

This is the shit I don’t get.  This is why I can’t find fucking peace.  Yesterday I wrote about Lupe Fiasco and his bright star yet today I read some shit about a dark fucking troll ass star that is literally killing my people.  I don’t believe in capital death, but for one fucking moment, I had thoughts of cheering on the electrocution of Too $hort while eating popcorn then turning around and pissing on his fake gold rings while his body smolders in heaps.   I am beside myself I am not sure what to do, so I do the only thing I know to do—I ponder and pray while I write. 

You see, troll ass fuckers like Too $hort, XXL Magazine, and Habesha Chic are viruses that will always be around. They are leeches that feed on human beings and pick on their carcasses. They are rappers turned rapers who rape innocent 12 year old girls and encourage teenage boys to molest their own cousins.  I have been called a misogynist by a boat load of people—including troll ass Habesha chic who’s name starts with an E—for teasing my beautiful Ethiopian and Eritrean Queen by calling them Big Foreheadiye—but misogyny is not a tease, it is a devastating tactic invented by men and nourished by some women that seeks to enslave, entrap, and entomb women in dark caves for an eternity. 

I can take the enmity of a thousand trolls like Habesha Chic, but I fucking draw the line when my nephews are being encouraged by slave ass Too $hort and published by XXL to rape my future daughters.  So I do the only thing I know to do after pondering and praying while writing.   I will publish this joint  and ask 100 million conscience Ethiopians, Eritreans and African Diaspora to start an intifada and go to war with Too $hort and XXL.  I beseech you, don’t take this lightly, your inertia will lead to your own daughter in the near future being raped or your son being charged with molesting his classmate.

So wake the fuck up, pick up your torches and pitch forks, let’s march down XXL avenue and piss on Too $hort’s rings.  Oh shit…get this..the editor of XXL Magazine is a white bitch who gives voice to a black rape artists on ways to rape 12 year old black girls.  My temples are exploding at this fucking moment!  Here is what I want you to do seriously, all games aside, shut XXL down at this fucking moment.  If this magazine is still operational by the end of the week, I will forever be ashamed to be black ya dig? 

Below is the link for a petition to SHUT XXL Magazine the fuck down, make them go black.  Please circulate this article around, make sure that everyone gets this, and make sure they take part in this effort.  Like I said, if you don’t, when you go home, think of a 12 year old rape victim that is awaiting you in the future.  Her name could be Cocob or Mimi or Habesha Chic, please if you don’t do it for yourself, and do it for Habesha Chics worldwide.  Please sign the petition by clicking on the picture below and then pass this on Facebook walls, Twitter, email, Gmail, fuck put a stamp on it and mail it.  But whatever you do, please don’t mail in your effort and call it quits.  Show XXL and Too $hort that they are nothing but short dicks hurting our people.  Peace!

“I think when a person has been found guilty of rape he should be castrated. That would stop him pretty quick.” ~Billy Graham

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